It's been a long, cold winter and I was as pale as the winter snow.
The temperature is heating up and I scared myself the first time I uncovered my legs this spring. So as my trip to Disney gets ever closer, I decided to get my first ever spray tan.
I definitely have too many body image issues to stand in a tiny room with a stranger pointing a tiny spray gun at me. A friend recommended a tanning salon in a nearby town that has an automatic spray tan booth. I immediately thought about the Friends episode where Ross's spray tan experience goes all wrong! (I like to try and compare my life to episodes of Friends as often as I can!)
But I was game and went tonight after work. After driving around for a few minutes because my friend's directions were "it's over the railroad tracks but before the courthouse - near the lot where we used to cruise through in high school," I found the place.
The girl behind the counter was super-nice and walked me through the process. When she showed me the 4 poses I had to strike, the first thing that came to mind was "Walk Like an Egyptian" by the Bangles.