Coworker: You don't really want to get married, do you?
Me: Not really. I'm pretty set in my ways. Well...he will have to be pretty special for me to consider it.
Coworker: He'll really have to like Rudolph, huh?
Me: I guess so (with a puzzled look on my face).
Coworker: Sorry, I couldn't resist!
Me: Wait a minute...don't make fun of my nose! I know it's red but I can't help it and it hurts.
Coworker: Ha, Ha, Ha...and his name will have to be Yukon Cornelius!